Birdo is just a smalltown, magenta, transvestite yoshi. One day he is picking flowers and fantasizing about making sweet love to the valient prince Yoshi Midori, when Sailor Moon spots the pink dinosaur from afar. Simply apalled by the spectacle of Birdo, picking endangered gorden wirdfrowers, Sailor Moon performs her special attack, throwing her tiara at light speed, hurdling towards Birdo. Birdo hears the ominous whistling of the golden death disk and assumes his battle position. He performs his special attack, lovely coquettish oraface cannon mandala special, launching a large, bumtoasty egg at Sailor Moon's projectile attack. The two deadly weapons meet in middair, alas the tiara is too valient and strong and it simply slices right through Birdo's egg attack (lollll eggs). The egg lies, tragically devilled, on the wheat planes of yoshi country, and the tiara is back on its warpath to Birdo. Will Birdo survive, will justice to flowers everywhere be preserved....watch and see. and also comment. then go pour some hot wax on your privates..goodnight